Of late, Simon has been busying himself making Children’s Books. This is because he is a terminal procrastinator: he is supposed to be writing his half of the fourth Indelicates Record but instead he’s done this – it’s ridiculous – he’s even doing it now, he’s supposed to be writing the product blurb for his children’s books, but instead there’s this rambling, weirdly third-person paragraph about procrastination.
A rather odder book, this peculiar tome, in which a possibly deranged bunny introduces you to his friends – a colourful assortment of Disco Birds, Noble Seals, Austrian Germanoglot Marmots and Old Teddies – is for children and adults alike. I swear to god you will love it.
Then buy a copy because it’s ace: