Location: Leeds, UK

Web: https://www.facebook.com/the3dglasses

Words: Cryogenically frozen since 1958, fully defrosted since 2008. We are The 3D Glasses.

- The 3D Glasses will not give you a revolution in sound.
- The 3D Glasses will not inspire wave upon wave of inferior copycat bands.
- The 3D Glasses will not live up to your expectations regardless of how low they are.
- The 3D Glasses will not dissapoint you.
- The 3D Glasses will not release a rubbish second album.
- The 3D Glasses will not listen to critisism however accurate it may be.
- The 3D Glasses will not be offended if booed.
- The 3D Glasses will not sex you up.
- The 3D Glasses will not be a cool name to drop.
- The 3D Glasses will not upgrade to those new-style 3D Glasses they now use in the cinema.
- The 3D Glasses will not give your mouth sex appeal.
- The 3D Glasses will not be brought to you by Xerox, in four parts, without commercial interuption.
- The 3D Glasses will not be televised.
- The 3D Glasses will not necessarily keep any of the above promises.